- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

A fat guy!

An epileptic man attends a rave.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Dumbledore dies.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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