Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

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What fires shots? A gun

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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