What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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How do you end a sentence

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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