- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Women's rights.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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The FCC

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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