Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Whats the defination of cruelty

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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