- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Yanter, Look it up

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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