What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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what goes woof ? A dog.

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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