Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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Women's Rights

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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