- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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