- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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