Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

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Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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It was at the war and there was a camp site where a doctors helped injured soldiers. One soldier comes in the door and holds his arm. The doctor says "You got shot in the arm?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and holding his shoulder. The doctor says "You got shot in the shoulder?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and was dragging his left leg across the floor. The doctor says "You got shot in your leg?" The soldier says "No, I stepped on dog shhhttt."

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Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

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I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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