- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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