I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

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Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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