- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??