- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Gay rights.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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