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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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the WNBA.

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