What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Diarrhea

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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