Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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