- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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