- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Alchohol.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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