american idol

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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