- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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