- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

There once was this guy and he fell down

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