- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Women's Rights

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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