- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Knock Knock Who's there

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

who else is on here?

There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

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