Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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