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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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