How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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