What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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knock knock go away

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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