- Anti Joke

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What fires shots? A gun

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Your momma's so old she might die soon.