- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

what are three short words? i a am

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