Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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