Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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