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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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