Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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Roses are flowers.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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