- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

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