Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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Tunechi

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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