- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What do you call two dog? dogs

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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