What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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