- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Coldpaly is a good band

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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