- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

A dyslexic blind man

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

America

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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