- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Albino African Americans

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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