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Why can't february march Because april may

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

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