- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

poopy is poopy

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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