- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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