- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Oh, go away

TIMMY

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

Take wrong turns

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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