Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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