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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

I had friends on the Death Star.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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