- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

outside your comfort zone

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

taking out the trash... at night

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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