- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

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