How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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A seal walks into a club.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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penis

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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