- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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