- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

You idiot thats 9 letters

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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