- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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