- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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