1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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What did the president do for the people? ...

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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oh hey.

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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