-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

gay pom...

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

rent a cops

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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