- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

whats white and sticky glue

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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