Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Justin Beiber

Your're racist.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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