how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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Tunechi

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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