- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's Rights

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Racial equality.

What did the old man say? Im old

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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