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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?