Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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