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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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