- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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