What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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