- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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