Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Take part of what?

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

What's funny? Women's rights.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

Anti Joke

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