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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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