Wanna hear a joke? no

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What are annoying? Ads.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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