What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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Justin's life

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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