- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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