- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Guest what? Dog

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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