- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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