What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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