- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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