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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Ebola

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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