- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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