- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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