What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Andoni was here

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

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Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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