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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Your mother is average.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

How old are you? 7

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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