yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Poop

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What's blue? The sky.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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