- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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