- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Robin get in the batmobile!

Good job, son.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

antonis sister is mighty fine

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What is the best joke ever? 1D

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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