Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Jovan

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

guess what what ...

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

are you saying pam, or pan?

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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