A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Sarah Palin's political campaign

whats white jizz

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

It says so on your cap.

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