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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

Worms don't like apples.

A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

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