I had a really great joke to tell you!

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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Neronism is based on the belief that respect and love for one self and ones opinions, combined with respect and love for the opinions of those which follow the same concepts, is the right thing to do. Now behold what religion has done, it spreads fear and poverty, demands the submission of free will and belief in oneself, which again leads to pedophilia, abuse and discrimination of women, abuse and hate, which breeds life to wars agony, suffering poverty and disease in the name of what defines love these days for some "might exist and be jealous and cruel God which loves you so much, that he gives you the option behind serving him or endless suffering..." Not to mention, this fear of eternal torment, being passed on for generation to generation, creating endless wars since the dawn of mankind. Know that we do consider outsiders inferior, but we do not hate you, we pity you, we will not make you suffer, as you due to your path, suffer enough already. Now ask yourself, if we are what you could say those that represent anti-religion, as we go on knowing this, we can not only do better than religion... ...But the hell if we can do worse! Moral: "We will not walk with pride into the light, we will not go into war against those we disagree with, instead we walk in the dark with humility and listen to our hearts and the one of others in order to find our definition of love and kindness... ...Otherwise Neronism would just be yet another fucking religion, and there is enough of that in this world already. If you listen then you know who I am in spirit, if not then you might have learned something new.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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Women's rights

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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