- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

How do you end a sentence

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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