Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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boner

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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