Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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a chinese man pays the full price

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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