how do you save a black man ... u don't

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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BIG MAC'S

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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