How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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