If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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a chinese man pays the full price

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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mitchell palmer sucks

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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