- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Iif your reading this ur gay

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Matthew Wyckoff

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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