- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

why girl die cancer

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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