- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Please ignore this statement.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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