- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Matthew Wyckoff

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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