- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

A house comes around the corner.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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