- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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