what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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