- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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