- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

I C U P White stuff

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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