- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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