"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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