- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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