- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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