- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Knock Knock. Not home.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

whats a joke

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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