What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

my egg roll

Pickles are powerful

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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