- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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