- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

the sky is green no it is not

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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