What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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