- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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