- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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