Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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Sarah Palin.

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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I am quite mature.

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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