What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

What do you call a black man? A person

I hate Jews The Holocaust

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

irish man drinking john smiths

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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