- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

i killed my family

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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