What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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