What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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